Hi, I'm Chayce Urban
A unique individual with distinct qualities you won't find anywhere else.
About Me
I'm a short little gremlin.
I'll steal ur girl, I bench 134lbs. I waste my time swinging at golf balls like a clueless wannabe and grunting in the gym, pretending I'm fit.
Notable Moments
A glimpse into some of my memorable experiences.
Golf Range
Hooked the ball into someone's car.
Gym PR Day
Succesfully hit 134lbs on the bench with the assistance of King Kuhn by my side. All hail King Kuhn
Driving
Suicide passed an innocent family at 90mph on a backroad.
My Unique Qualities
A collection of distinct characteristics that make me who I am.
Golfing
Passionate about golf and consistently hitting 70 on the front nine.
Lifting
2 years in- benching 134lbs and squatting 95lbs.
Driving like an moron
I drive a BMW so it's fine.
Being short
Mastered the art of navigating life from a more compact perspective than average.
Borderline Retarded
I will be attending CalU to drink on the daily.
Self Righteous Douchebag
'What color is your BMW?'
Natural talent at math
6+2×3 = 24
Hit Me Up
I'm lonely, text me.
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